So, you really want to know what this is about.
It's about wise words.
From a land.
THE land.
THE land of… well, you don't want to know.
Really, you don't.
Trust me.
It's too frightening.
I've been there.
You don't want to visit.
Once you visit, you are forced to stay.
That's right, I'm still there. Can't leave.
Trust me, it's not worth it.
If you REALLY want to know, tell me, and I'll tell you if you are worthy of the forbidden knowledge.
Then, you must be sworn to secrecy.
But you don't really want to know.
It isn't a very good secret.
No fun behind it.
Not worth keeping.
Not worth sharing.
Still, it is a burden I must bear.
Pick me! Tell me of this forbidden land! I bet is North Korea isn’t it…er….well one of the koreas…..